Penis Coffee Implants
This simple procedure may sound bizarre, but several men who have used it report excellent benefits. Here are a few emails I received:
“The penis coffee implants caused a reduction in excessive sexual desire that resulted in fantasies and negative attitudes and behavior. The procedure always makes me feel relieved and forgiven and gives me a sense of a fresh start. It is also helping me overcome cannabis addiction (an ongoing battle)”. ~ C.A., USA
“After only a week of the penis implants, an infection in the area cleared, even though I have been on a nutritional balancing program and doing coffee enemas for 7 years. I also feel cleaner in this area. I’ve been married three times.” ~ R.L., USA
PHYSIOLOGY AND MECHANISMS OF ACTION
1. With a vaginal coffee implant, the coffee is absorbed mainly into the lymph system. The groin area in the front of the body is rich in lymphatic vessels and lymph nodes. From the lymph system, coffee passes into the general circulation and bypasses the liver.
This differs from the coffee enema, in which coffee is absorbed first into the liver via the hemorrhoidal veins and the portal circulation.
2. The coffee has a slight astringent action on the vagina, which is usually fine and can cleanse the area.
3. Other effects of coffee are nutritional and herbal, and are quite complex. It is not the same as drinking a cup of coffee however, and it appears it is much better than drinking coffee. When drinking coffee, the coffee mixes with stomach enzymes and perhaps food, and this may account for many differences in its effects. Coffee is quite irritating to the stomach, and drinking it is not recommended.
BENEFITS
So far, benefits include:
1. All the Benefits of Coffee
These are many and include nutritional benefits, vibrational or homeopathic benefits of neutralizing toxins and harmful energies, and more.
2. Moving Energy Downward Along the Front of the Body
This is one of the most important benefits of the coffee implant. For more on this, please read Downward Moving Energy And Healing.
3. Great Help in Opening the Central Channel, Also Called the Main Central Flow OR The Conception Vessel in Acupuncture
This is very helpful for improving anyone’s health and well-being. Opening this channel of energy helps a person to feel much more independent, centered and self-contained. It helps a person to feel “in the world, but not of the world”.
For more on this interesting phenomenon, please read The Governing Vessel, Conception Vessel, Central Channel on this website.
4. Great Help Opening the Side Channels OR Governor Channels Of Energy
Opening these channels is also most helpful for one’s health and well-being. See the article above on the Channel System for more on this topic.
5. Great Help Correcting & Balancing The First & Second Energy Centers
These are located in the lower abdomen and groin, and are often deranged and spinning backwards, especially in some boys, teenagers, young men and anyone who has experienced abuse, particularly sexual abuse.
For more on the centers, please read The Energy Centers. For more on rape, please read Rape and Healing Rape.
6. Great Help in Spinning the Lower Dantien
This is also located in the lower abdomen. For more on this topic, read The Dantiens on this site.
7. Help With Infections O All Kinds in the Pelvic Area
These are very common today. Coffee has a unique ability to neutralize certain negative energies in the body and get rid of some infections in ways that other remedies cannot duplicate.
8. Helps A Person To Become More Yang
The pelvic area is the most yin area of the body. Coffee is a yang herb that seems to help balance and correct this.
9. Balancing The Entire Body Through The Genital Reflex System
This is more esoteric. The penis has a reflex system. It is similar to the idea of the reflex system present in the colon, the feet, the hands and elsewhere on and in the body. It is caused by the fractal and holographic nature of our body’s design. For example, the tip of the penis corresponds to the head. The bottom of the penis corresponds to the spine.
10. Improvement In Self Esteem
This may occur because the vaginal implant helps get rid of old relationship issues and other “baggage” that keeps one in a negative frame of mind.
11. The Ability To Retrace Old Relationships & Let Them Go More Completely
This is quite amazing, according to several people who have experienced this benefit. What seems to occur is the procedure essentially forces one to deal with old issues in this area of the body that most people do not want to deal with. By doing this, in a gentle way, old traumas and relationships clear.
13. Help With Future Relationships & Relations With Children
This seems to occur because the procedure helps clear traumas and old baggage that can block future relationships.
14. Makes It Much Easier For Boys & Men Who Don’t Want To Do Coffee Enemas To Receive Benefits Of Coffee
The penis coffee is much easier, simpler and cleaner and therefore they might agree to do it.
15. Some Other Benefits As Occur With A Coffee Enema
These are discussed in detail in the Coffee Enema article on this website.
1. With a vaginal coffee implant, the coffee is absorbed mainly into the lymph system. The groin area in the front of the body is rich in lymphatic vessels and lymph nodes. From the lymph system, coffee passes into the general circulation and bypasses the liver.
This differs from the coffee enema, in which coffee is absorbed first into the liver via the hemorrhoidal veins and the portal circulation.
2. The coffee has a slight astringent action on the vagina, which is usually fine and can cleanse the area.
3. Other effects of coffee are nutritional and herbal, and are quite complex. It is not the same as drinking a cup of coffee however, and it appears it is much better than drinking coffee. When drinking coffee, the coffee mixes with stomach enzymes and perhaps food, and this may account for many differences in its effects. Coffee is quite irritating to the stomach, and drinking it is not recommended.
BENEFITS
So far, benefits include:
1. All the Benefits of Coffee
These are many and include nutritional benefits, vibrational or homeopathic benefits of neutralizing toxins and harmful energies, and more.
2. Moving Energy Downward Along the Front of the Body
This is one of the most important benefits of the coffee implant. For more on this, please read Downward Moving Energy And Healing.
3. Great Help in Opening the Central Channel, Also Called the Main Central Flow OR The Conception Vessel in Acupuncture
This is very helpful for improving anyone’s health and well-being. Opening this channel of energy helps a person to feel much more independent, centered and self-contained. It helps a person to feel “in the world, but not of the world”.
For more on this interesting phenomenon, please read The Governing Vessel, Conception Vessel, Central Channel on this website.
4. Great Help Opening the Side Channels OR Governor Channels Of Energy
Opening these channels is also most helpful for one’s health and well-being. See the article above on the Channel System for more on this topic.
5. Great Help Correcting & Balancing The First & Second Energy Centers
These are located in the lower abdomen and groin, and are often deranged and spinning backwards, especially in some boys, teenagers, young men and anyone who has experienced abuse, particularly sexual abuse.
For more on the centers, please read The Energy Centers. For more on rape, please read Rape and Healing Rape.
6. Great Help in Spinning the Lower Dantien
This is also located in the lower abdomen. For more on this topic, read The Dantiens on this site.
7. Help With Infections O All Kinds in the Pelvic Area
These are very common today. Coffee has a unique ability to neutralize certain negative energies in the body and get rid of some infections in ways that other remedies cannot duplicate.
8. Helps A Person To Become More Yang
The pelvic area is the most yin area of the body. Coffee is a yang herb that seems to help balance and correct this.
9. Balancing The Entire Body Through The Genital Reflex System
This is more esoteric. The penis has a reflex system. It is similar to the idea of the reflex system present in the colon, the feet, the hands and elsewhere on and in the body. It is caused by the fractal and holographic nature of our body’s design. For example, the tip of the penis corresponds to the head. The bottom of the penis corresponds to the spine.
10. Improvement In Self Esteem
This may occur because the vaginal implant helps get rid of old relationship issues and other “baggage” that keeps one in a negative frame of mind.
11. The Ability To Retrace Old Relationships & Let Them Go More Completely
This is quite amazing, according to several people who have experienced this benefit. What seems to occur is the procedure essentially forces one to deal with old issues in this area of the body that most people do not want to deal with. By doing this, in a gentle way, old traumas and relationships clear.
13. Help With Future Relationships & Relations With Children
This seems to occur because the procedure helps clear traumas and old baggage that can block future relationships.
14. Makes It Much Easier For Boys & Men Who Don’t Want To Do Coffee Enemas To Receive Benefits Of Coffee
The penis coffee is much easier, simpler and cleaner and therefore they might agree to do it.
15. Some Other Benefits As Occur With A Coffee Enema
These are discussed in detail in the Coffee Enema article on this website.
The Procedure
Making The Coffee
The procedure is the same as for doing coffee enemas. It will take about 1 cup of coffee. Place a cup of distilled water in a pot and add about 2 tablespoons of an organic, medium or dark-roast coffee into the water. Boil this for 12 or 13 minutes only. Then let it cool or put it briefly in the freezer to cool it down. Be sure to put the hot pot on a pot holder or hot plate to protect your freezer from the hot pot. You can filter the coffee through a coffee filter paper or small strainer.
Method #1
Lie down, with pants off, and with a towel under your mid-section to catch drips. Dip a wash rag in your coffee solution until it is almost saturated but not dripping. Then carefully place the wash rag over the penis and testis, folding it over so it covers well. One person used the coffee filter papers he used to remove coffee grounds instead of a washrag, saturating them with coffee and then laying them over the penis and testis. This worked well, also.
To finish up, just remove the wash rag or coffee filter papers, dry the skin, dress and resume your activities. It is not really necessary to wash the area. The absorption of a little coffee from the skin is good, and the boiled coffee is quite clean.
Method #2
Sit comfortably, open the pants or take them off, and dip the penis – as much of it as possible – in a cup filled with coffee. Leave it there for 30 minutes for best effect. This is less comfortable than lying down. Also, it is more difficult to combine it with a coffee enema than when using method #1.
Cautions & Contraindications
Some men have wondered if it is dangerous for a little coffee to find its way up the urethra. So far, this has not occurred and is not a problem. Be sure the coffee is at a comfortable temperature.
IS THE PENILE COFFEE IMPLANT BETTER THAN A COFFEE ENEMA?
The answer is no. They are very different. The differences include:
1. The coffee retention enema benefits the colon and liver much more than the penile coffee cleanse.
2. The penile coffee implant pulls energy down the front of the body even better than a coffee enema. The genital implant also is much better to get rid of infections in the genital area than the coffee enema.
3. The genital implant is cleaner and easier. For example, those with a lot of intestinal gas or severe hemorrhoids have some difficulty with coffee enemas. No such problems occur with the penis coffee.
I suggest using both procedures every day. We have had no reports of problems from doing this. Coffee enemas and penile coffee can be done at the same time, and this is probably best. If you have lots of time, you can do them at different times. Both can be repeated up to 4 times daily.
Please give us feedback on this newer procedure, at Contact Us.
Sources: Lawrence Wilson, MD
The procedure is the same as for doing coffee enemas. It will take about 1 cup of coffee. Place a cup of distilled water in a pot and add about 2 tablespoons of an organic, medium or dark-roast coffee into the water. Boil this for 12 or 13 minutes only. Then let it cool or put it briefly in the freezer to cool it down. Be sure to put the hot pot on a pot holder or hot plate to protect your freezer from the hot pot. You can filter the coffee through a coffee filter paper or small strainer.
Method #1
Lie down, with pants off, and with a towel under your mid-section to catch drips. Dip a wash rag in your coffee solution until it is almost saturated but not dripping. Then carefully place the wash rag over the penis and testis, folding it over so it covers well. One person used the coffee filter papers he used to remove coffee grounds instead of a washrag, saturating them with coffee and then laying them over the penis and testis. This worked well, also.
To finish up, just remove the wash rag or coffee filter papers, dry the skin, dress and resume your activities. It is not really necessary to wash the area. The absorption of a little coffee from the skin is good, and the boiled coffee is quite clean.
Method #2
Sit comfortably, open the pants or take them off, and dip the penis – as much of it as possible – in a cup filled with coffee. Leave it there for 30 minutes for best effect. This is less comfortable than lying down. Also, it is more difficult to combine it with a coffee enema than when using method #1.
Cautions & Contraindications
Some men have wondered if it is dangerous for a little coffee to find its way up the urethra. So far, this has not occurred and is not a problem. Be sure the coffee is at a comfortable temperature.
IS THE PENILE COFFEE IMPLANT BETTER THAN A COFFEE ENEMA?
The answer is no. They are very different. The differences include:
1. The coffee retention enema benefits the colon and liver much more than the penile coffee cleanse.
2. The penile coffee implant pulls energy down the front of the body even better than a coffee enema. The genital implant also is much better to get rid of infections in the genital area than the coffee enema.
3. The genital implant is cleaner and easier. For example, those with a lot of intestinal gas or severe hemorrhoids have some difficulty with coffee enemas. No such problems occur with the penis coffee.
I suggest using both procedures every day. We have had no reports of problems from doing this. Coffee enemas and penile coffee can be done at the same time, and this is probably best. If you have lots of time, you can do them at different times. Both can be repeated up to 4 times daily.
Please give us feedback on this newer procedure, at Contact Us.
Sources: Lawrence Wilson, MD